The Good, The Bad and the Milliband

Well it's the new year with all the joy that finally being out of fucking December brings. I didn't want to do a retrospective because, well, those of you who know me personally already know what my year has been like and those of you who only know me through my blog know as much as I want you to.

So, I thought I would do my own New Year's Honours type thing. Some you will agree with, some you won't. I'm gonna be honest as ever and if you recognise yourself, good.

Person of the Year
Everybody who took strike action. Everybody who voted with their pens or their feet and showed the government that we will not stand for pension theft. I salute you.

Women of the Year
This one is split between the women known as Dawn, Tizz,  Emz Wife, Kay Wife, Mrs G and Me Mam. They have been a constant source of support, love and fun for me. They have put up with a great deal from me this year. Tears, tempers, screaming and have done so with great aplomb.

Men of the Year
This one goes to... well, you know who you are. You have taught me acceptance, true love and that I don't need to live my entire life on Facebook and Twitter. Hope things work out for us both, I really do.
Also this goes to @Yokelbear for being an educational and personal inspiration, Me Dad for always being bloody right and @kitleary for never failing to make me laugh when I am in a truly shitty mood. And for the cuddles.

Inspiration of the Year
This one goes to Branch Organiser at Euston Dave Plummer. Seriously, check out his website! It is stunning and is a testament to his dedication. This also goes to every single PCS member and rep. You are why I do what I do. It's ok... I can sleep when I'm dead.

Cunt of the Year
Soooo many candidates here! Do I go for Shiny Faced Cunt Cameron? No... I expect him to be a cunt. Do I go for Cunt Buffalo Womb Botherer Nadine Dorries? No... I know where I am with her. Disgusted most of the time, but it is at least a consistent disgust. EDL? (Too easy.) BNP? (Even easier.) Katie Melua? (Killed my favourite Cure song.) Tim Westwood? (My car is NOT 'pork chopping'. Twat.) CJ from Eggheads? (If this needs any explanation at all please feel free to piss off.)

I had to make a choice! So hard! So many cunts to choose from! In the end, I had a shortlist of scabs and Ed Milliband. Then I realised that they weren't mutually exclusive, so...

CONGRATULATIONS ED MILLIBAND AND PICKET LINE CROSSERS!

Your lack of support, your blind, slavish devotion to the bollocks the Daily Mail spouts is not only disgusting, it undermines those of us who are actually trying to make a difference here. Please fuck off and have a long hard word with yourselves. You can come back when you understand what unity means. Until then you have my deep and undying revulsion.

Happy New Year everyone. Keep fighting xxx